Customers horrified as Target store accidentally plays porn over loud speakers.

“Mmmm yes, oh yes, ohhhhhhhh yeesssss.”

While you might expect to hear “Jack to aisle 7, price check on egg-beater in homeware” over a Target loudspeaker, shoppers in California were treated to something a little less PG and a lot more R18+ on Wednesday.

To the disgust of some (and the now delight of many) pornographic audio was blasted through a Target store in Campbell, California for 15 minutes.

FIFTEEN WHOLE MINUTES.

15 minutes equals a whoooole lotta ‘oooooh’ and ‘aaaaah’ and ‘mmmmm’-ing. And, according to witness Gina Young, it also equalled a whole lot of traumatised kids screaming, parents chucking epic temper tantrums and a kind of pure, glorious chaos that we can only dream about.

Young recorded the ordeal on her phone (that’s welcome news to your ears, we know). (Post continues after video.)

“Some people threw things down and walked out,” Young said on social media. “Others were yelling at employees. Lots of people taking videos. Crazy!!!”

“Employees ran all around the store picking up and hanging up the store’s phones,” in an effort to disable the intercom system.

Young, who was shopping with her twins at the time, said other shoppers rushed to her aid in covering her kids’ ears to block out the noise.

While the store’s management hasn’t revealed who the rascal behind the steamy audio was, we would’ve killed to be a fly on the wall for the full 15 moan-and-groan filled minutes.

If you were a customer, would you have found Target’s mishap funny or would you be furious?