Dear Nicky, where can I buy denim shorts that won’t show off my bum cheeks? Thanks, Melissa.
Ah Melissa, you’ve nailed the number one issue facing women over the age of 25 today. Well, you know, aside from body image, politics, housing affordability, catfishing, avoiding dates like this and THIS, the cost of living, and the holy grail of beauty: flawless skin (you guys? Stop looking, it’s here).
But seriously, what’s with all the short-shorts? When did denim cutoffs begin to resemble underwear? Where is all the fabric hiding out? When did it become acceptable to show one’s bum cheeks in public? And how old do I feel right now?
Alas, this season’s hemlines are climbing higher up the leg than ever before. Thanks to celebrities like Miley Cyrus, Rihanna and Cara Delevingne taking their ‘shorts’ to a whole new level bum cheeks have now become the new black. But don’t despair, we’ve hunted down 19 pairs of shorts that will keep your underbutt and modesty in check.
1. Topshop Black Leather Longline Shorts BUY HERE.
2. Ted Baker Dancing Leaves Print Short BUY HERE.
3. MRP Frayed Bermuda Shorts $15.50 BUY HERE.
4. Witchery Jacquard Stripe Short $79.95 BUY HERE.
5. Seed Chambray Short $79.95 BUY HERE.
6. ASOS CURVE Soft culottes BUY HERE.
Top Comments
Why would anyone pay over $80 for shorts? It's ridiculous. You can get good shorts at a good length for under $15, I have.
Any shorts that disguise sausage-like varicose veins and purple spider veins? : ( Lucky people who can wear any shorts. Full stop.