The location changes and so does the food, but there’s one thing that stays the same at any dinner party: the people.
These are the six personality types you’ll find at every dinner party, and how each of them gets the conversation flowing. Or not.
1. The one-upper.
This person can barely wait for you to finish what you’re saying because he’s so eager to jump in with his story – which is, of course, way more exciting than yours. You went to LA? He went to LA, bumped into Vin Diesel, got invited back to his mansion and beat him in an arm wrestle. You used to do Little Athletics? He set a new record in the under-seven 100m, only it doesn’t stand as an official record because it was wind-assisted. Frequently turns out to be a pathological liar.
2. The flirt.
She just can’t help herself. Whether she’s actually interested in any of the men around the table or not, she ends up wrapping them all around her little finger. Her casual anecdotes get the men panting. There was the time she answered the door, naked except for a coat, because she thought it was her boyfriend, only it turned out to be a religious caller. Oh, and there was her stint as a life model, which she did purely because of her love of art.
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3. The social changer.
Is a vegan, and tells the host he can’t eat the tofu stir-fry she has prepared specifically for him because it contains honey. Describes the miserable existence led by the chicken that everyone else is eating. Picks up on someone else’s joke about nuns and turns it into a rant against organised religion. Tries to convince everyone of the benefits of dumpster diving, giving up shampoo and using a lemon as deodorant. Fails.
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Here's one - Martha Stewart type/mother hen/domestic goddess.
She is a domestic goddess who makes perfect meals, her kitchen is her world, so when she eats at your place she can not relax because she is used to being in charge, she secretly dreams of relinquishing control but can't trust others to do the job right and believes that all others are incompetent at household duties, therefore will try and control everything, tells you when to serve the food, what bowls to put into it etc. makes you feel inadequate because you are using champagne glasses for the wine, will search your cupboard (without asking you) to find said wine glasses. however quite handy if instead of fighting her you give into her, because then she pretty much will host the dinner party for you, serve the meal and wash the dishes, so you can put up your feet and chat to the guests!
The boof head is the best one. If all dinner party guests were boof heads it would make them so much more enjoyable. Although then they wouldn't be dinner parties they would just be parties. I suppose the stirrer gets an honourable mention too.
The worst person at any dinner party is always the host. Anyone who can take those noble pastimes of eating and partying and make it all about them self is a tool.