She’s a monster!
Stunning Snezana Markoski, 34, has taken to Instagram to point our her many physical flaws.
In a completely candid photograph, Markoski stands massaging sunscreen or men’s tears into her thighs while looking innocently over her shoulder, clad in a snazzy two-piece.
“Trifecta!!” she wrote. “Hello to Hip stretchies, broken nails and underboobs!! #stretchmarks #brokennails #underboob.”
Hmmmm.
I don’t know about you guys but we’re not seeing anything other than a really beautiful woman posing for a photograph in her bikini.
And what even is underboob? The area of the breast that’s, well, under? Does not every woman possess underboob?
The lady who won the heart of The Bachelor‘s Sam Wood posted the pics from a holiday she and Wood took together in Bali in October.
They’ve been long-distancing their relationship from their respective homes in Melbourne and Perth since the show ended, but Wood has indicated they will consider moving in together after Markoski’s 11-year-old daughter, Eve, finishes school this term.
‘We’re just playing it by ear, and taking it slow…It depends a bit on Eve’s school, she’s still got half a term…so we’ll figure it out after that,’ he told the Daily Telegraph.
Well, we only hope he is prepared to deal with Snezana’s hideous nails, appalling stretchmarks and mystifying underboob.
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To me this just reeks of showing off but trying to deflect it with self deprecation. Yes you look terrific but so do I but I don't feel the need to keep flaunting it
I don't know if it applies to this person, but for some so called celebrities there's only one thing worse than being talked about and that's not being taken about