We're down to the final three on The Bachelor. Catch up on all of Rosie's recaps here.

For those of you too busy or too obsessed with a Netflix favourite to tune into The Bachelor at the moment, DON’T SWEAT.

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We have bundled together all of Rosie’s sizzling recaps in this nice little package so that the juicy details from the previous four episodes are only ever a click away!

ROSIE RECAPS THE BACHELOR EPISODE 14: Home town dates!

Memorable moments

Dickie Bach sits by the pool to get the ultimate ‘I’m sensitive and pensive and really hoping whoever I pick likes the look of my peen’ shot.

Alex's brother asks Richie if he's ever cheated on anyone, while he's still dating three women OTHER THAN ALEX.

The girl who cries desperately and makes declarations of love is always the one who goes.

ROSIE RECAPS THE BACHELOR EPISODE 13: A bush-based fight to the death.

Memorable moments

We have now clearly reached peak Stockholm Syndrome levels at the Girl Prison.

GASP SHOCK TWIST! they’re all going camping together.

An unlovable loser is booted which means WE‘VE MADE IT THROUGH THE WEIRD PATCH.

ROSIE RECAPS THE BACHELOR EPISODE 12: In which Hamish Blake is the Intruder.

Memorable moments

Hamish Blake has decided to dress up as a toddler called Rory, who Dickie Bach and Faith must take care of for the day.

Rachael and Dickie Bach go on a single date. Ugh.

Slightly Obsessed Single Mum Alex makes a genius move.

ROSIE RECAPS THE BACHELOR EPISODE 11: In which Rosie decides to get drunk.

Memorable moments

Rosie is so over this show, she needed to drink to get through the episode.

Nikki admits she's "in love" with Richie.

There was a random chicken on the single date, and it made Rosie laugh for three minutes. That tells you everything you need to know.

ROSIE RECAPS THE BACHELOR EPISODE 10: There is a chocolate diarrhoea sex bath.

Memorable moments

Nine months from now, Alex is going to give birth to some kind of Human/Freddo hybrid.

The girls bring pride to their families by competing in a haggis-eating competition.

The Bubbly Shop Girl's brain breaks, and she just stares at Richie and giggles.

ROSIE RECAPS THE BACHELOR EPISODE 9: A new villain will rise.

Memorable moments

Rosie would rather use her clit for dart practice than watch this show without Super Villain Keira de Vil.

The Single Date Card goes to… AN INTRUDER GASP! DRAMA!

The Girl Prisoners are put through a series of quirky cost effective tests.

ROSIE RECAPS THE BACHELOR EPISODE 8: The Date of Sudden Death.

Memorable moments

Olena scores a single date, and Richie consistently praises her "quiet confidence" despite his confusion at her lack of conversation.

The group date involves the Girl Prisoners cooking seafood while Dickie Bach watches.

Keira finally gets her single date; is unceremoniously dismissed from the Mansion. NOOOO.

ROSIE RECAPS THE BACHELOR EPISODE 7: Here come the Intruders.

Memorable moments

Rachel gets a single date on a 'boat'. Where is the super yacht?

The Invaders — ah, Intruders — arrive and it resembles a photoshoot from FHM magazine.

The girls of the mansion are not keen on these new arrivals. Keira drops the "peasant" bomb.

ROSIE RECAPS THE BACHELOR EPISODE 6: Another humiliating physical challenge. Yay!

They have races inside the giant inflatable balls, then they talk about how they had races in giant inflatable balls.

Kangaroo suits.

Single Mum Alex finally, actually, really understands that she is not the only girl currently dating Dickie Bach.

ROSIE RECAPS EPISODE 5:  Don’t break the robot baby.

Memorable moments

Alex uses a DYSON and attempts to eat Dickie Bach's face.

It’s the annual “Time to prove how worthy you are as a woman by testing your maternal skills” date.

Nikki is asked if she kissed Dickie Bach.

ROSIE RECAPS EPISODE 4: Do not cut Super Villain Keira de Vil.

Memorable moments

¯\_(ツ)_/¯' goes on a date.

Villain Keira de Vil wins a dance off.

Quirky Eliza doesn't think Keira is grateful for Bachie peen.

No drama + music = DRAMAAAH.

ROSIE RECAPS EPISODE 3: Dickie Bach goes in for a kiss. IS REJECTED. Gasp!

Memorable moments

Osher wears a Fitbit AND Apple watch.

Girl Prisoner #7 goes on a date hanging from a crane.

Megan awkwardly misses Richie's kiss. HOW VERY DARE SHE.

Unflattering sumo suits.

ROSIE RECAPS EPISODE 2: KEIRA DOES NOT LIKE IT, OKAY?

Blonde Lady #6 goes on a date.

Queen Sully makes it rain.

Alex The Innocent Young Mum gets a special photo shoot by herself.

Sexy Olena gets a sexy dress.

ROSIE RECAPS EPISODE 1: Dickie Bach is the Aussiest Bachie Bloke of them all.

The girls enter Lady Prison.

So many candles.

We meet #BaconGirl4eva.

HOLY OPRAH Eliza sings to Richie a song that she's written herself.

Listen to Rosie discuss The Bachelor on Mamamia's TV podcast, The Binge.