Being short presents its own particular set of problems, the most common of which seems to be people constantly cracking pun-filled jokes at your expense.
Long story short – here’s a list of problems only short girls will understand:
1. ‘High waisted’ pants are more like ‘underarm pants’.
2. Everyone thinks you’re in high school.
3. People love cracking the joke “Sorry – you must be this tall to enjoy this ride LULZ!”
4. The top shelf at the supermarket might as well be Everest.
5. Two words: Bar stools.
6. Everybody knows you as ‘the short one’.
7. If you’re not in the front row at concerts you might as well not go.
8. Always getting a face full of boobs when you hug people.
9. People looking at you and your boyfriend, then saying “how does that work?”
10. It’s practically impossible to take selfies with other people.
11. “Can you even see over the steering wheel hahahaha?!?”
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For the chair problem (#17)... After years of dreading any meeting where I had to sit on a dining-room chair, I discovered that there is a solution! It's a folding footrest - i.e. a very small platform, with fold-up legs that make it very portable. Magic! For me it has completely transformed evenings at the cinema and meetings with hard chairs and no table. I can at last sit perfectly comfortably, without having to cross my legs, for as long as I wish - just like people whose legs are of normal length! I bought mine online. (Rather stupidly, I didn't actually realize that the problem was my short legs, until a colleague
pointed it out one day during a meeting, and found me two big books to put under
my feet!)
I love this so much. Short People Unite! I'm laughing so much at this and nodding my head in agreement.