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Is public sex the new black?

It’s all fun and games until someone pulls out a camera phone.

We’ve noticed something in the past few weeks.

SEX. Everywhere.

In the streets, in the office, on public transport… Couples being arrested for public sex have been dominating the news more than Tony Abbott‘s leadership troubles.

It might be because of the warmer weather. It might be because of Valentine’s Day. It might be Viagra.

Or is public sex on the rise permanently?

First, it was the New Zealand couple caught having a not-so-secret romp in their office after hours. With the lights on. In full glorious view of a busy pub across the street.

Someone in this office is definitely hard at work. GET IT?

 

Apparently, the two involved were actually having an affair. He was married with kids, and she was engaged.

Whoops. Probably should’ve pulled the blinds.

In other sex news: Brisbane woman fired for ‘too many sexual partners’.

Then, a disturbing couple were recorded having sex on a subway escalator.

WHILE SHE HAD A BABY STRAPPED TO HER CHEST.

A man approached the couple, who were bent over the railings of the escalator, to remind them they were not in the privacy of their bedroom. And lo and behold, the woman stood up, and a little bub was slung to her bosom.

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Double whoops.

Video: Blurry, kind of x-rated, and quite disturbing. Post continues after video.

 

And now, a couple have been caught bumping uglies in broad daylight in front of a dress shop in California. Even more surprising? They were just strangers. Strangers who felt an attraction more strong and instant than a Disney film.

It started with them rolling around on the pavement (outside a rather patient dress shop) for a while, and ended with them being arrested – the woman wearing only a skirt, the man wearing nothing but a smile.

Video: Not X-rated, but definitely not a Disney film.

 

Three public sex stories in two weeks.

A little reminder, to anyone thinking of following the trend: It may be fun, but you may also get arrested.

Or end up on YouTube.

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