The Kim family are ridik levels of awesome. Apparently.
The latest in a string of impressive feats reported by state-run North Korean newspapers is that dictator Kim Jong-Un is an effortless mountain climber. Effortless.
This past week he casually scaled the 9000ft high Mt Paektu in an overcoat and and leather dress shoes.
He then met with a troop of Korean People’s Army pilots at the peak, claiming that the climb had given him mental abilities ‘more powerful than nuclear weapons’ (whatever that means).
Kim climbed the peak quickly before sunrise. So quickly in fact that NOBODY saw it.
Stealthy dictator! So fit! So fast!
Kim Jong-Un looks happy to be at the top of this mountain, which North Korea claims he climbed http://t.co/VrIDdiKnUW pic.twitter.com/dJqDjm5B6s
— BBC Newsbeat (@BBCNewsbeat) April 19, 2015
Top Comments
wow, better than Chuck Norris!
Um, WTF?? Did they roll his fat arse up that mountain?