He's either the most annoying person to go to Ikea with, or the most hilarious.

He has won puns and most likely lost a girlfriend.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that trips to IKEA are the most common cause of relationship failure (probably).

It is also a truth universally acknowledged that puns are always witty and clever and are the perfect antidote to the said trips to IKEA.

Thus explains the pure brilliance of one man’s recent trip to IKEA with his girlfriend that he had just moved in with.

During the trip, he made 29 perfect puns, each more clever than the last.

His girlfriend may not be entertained, but the rest of the world is.

In case you can’t watch right now, we’ve picked out the very best of his Swedish puns for your puntertainment.

Enjoy.

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