So this is new…
Instagram has given us so much already.
The ability to stalk people we don’t know on a totally unprecedented level.
Pictures of cats we aren’t really interested in, but feel obliged to pity-like anyway.
A niggling guilt we should be working out way, way, way more than we actually do.
INSTAGRAM HAS GIVEN US EVERYTHING.
More: Even BARBIE is on Instagram.
And now, they’ve given us even more. Because you can now hashtag an Emoji.
But why, I hear you ask, would a person actually want to hashtag an Emoji?
Because WORDS ARE OUT, PEOPLE. Nobody can be bothered to type a tag full of boring old LETTERS anymore.
Now, if I’d like to see a picture of someone’s brunch, I don’t have to write something boring like #foodporn. I can simply
If I want to see photos of other people’s cats – and I do – I’m sorted.
If I’m looking for something raunchy to pass the time?
Hilariously, the only emoji you can’t hashtag is the eggplant.
Emoji discrimination! It isn’t the eggplant’s fault people associate it with a penis.
#FreeTheEggplant #EndEggplantDiscrimination #JeSuisEggplant
Or, should I say:
What emoji will you be #hashtagging?
