Is your life not currently turning out how you had hoped? Is something missing? Are you not good enough?
We can help you with that.
Turns out, the secret to making your life exceptionally better is actually pretty simple. All you need is a movie-style makeover.
Just follow these six simple steps and you’ll be on your way to becoming a much better person than you are now. The whole process usually works best if you can make it fit into a 40-second montage. If you can’t make that happen, at least be certain to enlist the help of a sassy best friend whose problems the audience don’t care about because she’s not the star.
Good luck! (Oh – and don’t get too excited, but if you do this properly, it’s more than likely you’ll end up with a man. A man! The stakes are high.)
Now get changing!
1. Change your hair.
Frizzy? No highlights? DEVOID OF LAYERS? Nobody is going to notice you that way. Drop that book and pick up a blowdryer. STAT.
The Princess DiariesNever Been Kissed2. Change your weight.
Oh, did we say ‘change your weight’? We meant ‘lose your weight’. If you want to be awesome (and snag a man), you’re allowed to have been fat in flashbacks only. Present-day fat does not work.
America’s Sweethearts3. Change your whole face situation.
It’s pretty simple really: Your face is shit. Remove those glasses, pluck those eyebrows and add some make-up. There, that’s better. Now you can come out of your shell and let people notice the talents you had all along.
She’s all that
Top Comments
As MummyC commented before, it's so interesting to see the lines on Sandy's face in the "after" photo - aka she looks like a normal person.
I've been watching a lot of 80s/90s movies recently, and the biggest thing I'm noticing is how completely different the actresses look then, compared to now. Back then, they are all still beautiful women, but they are slightly imperfect - a line here, a bag there. Now days, every actress just looks flawless. Between fillers, botxox, surgery, eyelash extensions, dental work and heavy make up, having amazing genetics is just the start of it!
I'm in my 20s and Sandra Bullock in Gravity had smoother skin than me!
A few honourable mentions:
- She's Out of Control (with Tony Danza) *photo
- Strictly Ballroom *photo
- Clueless (Tai, played by Brittany Murphy)
- The House Bunny
Doesn't Fran (Strictly Ballroom) get better skin due to the cream/scrub Scott's mum sells her - haha!
Oh, forgot Muriel's Wedding too, when she becomes "Mariel."