WATCH: Couples try to describe each other to sketch artist. Fail miserably.

Nailed it.

Next time you gaze lovingly into your partner’s eyes, make a mental note of all their key features.

This may just result in you doing a much better job at describing their appearance to a police sketch artist than these couples did.

To be honest though, we’re pretty happy that these couple’s descriptions were so bad, because the resulting video is simply hilarious.

Here’s hoping they’ve learned from this experience in case they have to do it again (looking at you woman who didn’t notice her boyfriend shaved his sideburns).

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