Is all this hiding and careful cropping really worth it?
Lara Bingle knows the world wants to see a photo of her baby.
Ever since the 27-year-old model/designer/possible entrepreneur gave birth to her son, Rocket Zot Worthington, in March of this year, she’s been playing us.
She knows that with every Instagram filter and carefully curated post, she’s stringing along hundreds of thousands of followers who want to see an image of her kid.
Sure, you can peer at grainy photographs that paparazzi have taken while she’s wandering around New York City. But if you want to give her the small bit of privacy she has left, you’ll keep waiting.
Here’s what we have so far.
A photo of feet belonging to a baby. It’s a bit blurred, a little artistic, VERY Bingle. But how do we know for sure that it’s her baby? Of course we don’t.
Flash forward to today, Father’s Day in America, and there’s this.
A shot of Worthington, from the back. A tiny hand, obscured from view by Worthington’s fingers. A quarter of a face.
Bingle’s not the only one. Celebrities have been stringing us along via social media for years.