By BERN MORLEY
Position Vacant: Stay at Home Parent
Fulltime, permanent position.
Position Description:
Exciting job opportunity for long term, team player. Candidate must possess excellent communication skills and be able to manage an often chaotic work environment. Outstanding organisational skills necessary. A willingness to work variable hours including evenings and weekends necessary.
To be the successful applicant you must:
– Be on call. For the term of your natural life
– Possess the physical stamina of a pack mule
– Be prepared to be intensely disliked, at least until someone needs $5
– Be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next
– Be a walking dictionary and thesaurus
– Have the ability to distinguish between a scream in the backyard that is legitimate and one that is simply ‘crying wolf’
– Be willing to overcome stimulating technical challenges and small gadget repairs such as stuck zippers.
– Maintain calendars and co-ordinate multiple homework projects to deadline
– Cook meals that will take many hours and be met with nothing but scorn and disgust.
– Be able to outsmart a 3 year old
– Have the expectation and understanding that you will never sleep in on a Sunday morning. Ever again..
– Always be hoping for the best but prepared for the worst.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE REQUIRED:
Get this, NONE! There is however, on the job training.
Top Comments
Oh so true! Its a hard job but personally I think I am paid well enough. Its a job you do because you know its whats best for your family, not for money or anything else. Youre paid in hugs and kisses, rewarded when you see all their first, can be a constant support and raise well-adjusted children who grow with the comforting knowledge that their mum is at home, there for them whenever they need her :) It is a career, one that you're completely unprepared for! I think of it as a career choice just like any other because we work the same, if not longer hours. We make the same amount of sacrifices, we are in a constant state of learning and deadlines and stress and joy, just like any other job. And just like any other job too you have those who give 100% and those who want to give minimal effort but want maximum rewards. Their are slackers in all fields. But when you give it your all and value your position and your career choice, it is worth it! I believe it is also the biggest contributor to the good of society in general, much more than any other job. We are raising the leaders, the executives, the doctors, nurses, shop owners, teachers, the mothers and fathers (and even the delinquents) of the next generation! No other job does that! Its a labor of love and its one of the hardest but the most rewarding job you could have but its a job that reaches so far that it affects not only your own children, but generations to come :)
It completely depends on what type of job you have. Some jobs would be easier than a SAHM with four kids but then some jobs are harder than a SAHM with either one kid or four. You can't compare the two. Not all jobs are office jobs where you just sit in front of a computer all day. There are many challenging and thankless jobs out there that are actually a lot harder and more demanding than SAHM's. The whole working mother versus SAHM should never be compared, there's too many variables. I actually work full time and I know I have it easier than a friend who has five children but then I also know I have it a lot harder than another friend who has two little kids. But we are all busy and need to stop crying about who has it harder than everyone else. Why do people need to brag about how hard they have it?