Welcome to a sponsored post from Million Dollar Woman. Lana writes:
So, my life as a mother? Pretty much the same routine every day. It’s predictable really :
6:00am – Wake up and walk the dog
7:00am – Wake the child. Or rather try and coax him from under the blankets where he is hiding with a torch and a comic
7:05am – Run the vacuum around the bedrooms in a cursory attempt at freshening and cleaning (cleaner)
7:15am – Make bed and tidy bedroom
7:30am – Cook breakfast and prepare school lunch because although you had vowed to do school lunch the night before – it got late and you may or may not have fallen asleep in front of the computer (cook)
7:35am – Ask son to get dressed for school
7:36am – Suggest to husband that he may consider getting out of bed
7:37 am – Beg child to get dressed for school
7:38 am – Listen to son’s detailed description of how he got a cut from eating cereal. Pretend not to notice that he was playing with scissors and has cut not only his finger but the cushions on the couch
7:39am – Clean wound and apply plaster (doctor)
7:40am – Clean kitchen and load washing machine(cleaner)
7:50am – Thrust clothes at son
7:51am – Get dressed, put on make-up, straighten hair and gulp a cup of tea
7:52am – Stare at husband as he relaxes in a hot shower
Top Comments
Oh dear. What a stack of (mostly) miserable replies below :-(
Lana, I read your post with a big smile on my face, knowing full-well that it was intended as funny, something to give us a giggle - or at the very least a smile. Well, if it's any consolation, it gave me lots of smiles. I do hope others have had time to take a deep breath and see the light side of this whole thing :-)
wow.. lighten up people. If a girlfriend was telling you about what she does in her day as written here, i'd say you wouldn't be branding her more likely agree or laugh with her.