Yep, this is just an average day in the life of a parent…
5.15am: I spend 10 minutes mentally running through the day ahead. Philip and Caterina need sports uniforms today, but not Giovanni. Where did I put his tie? Task 1: Planning.
5.30am: I swing my legs out of bed and flick on the heater in the hall to warm up the house before the kids wake up. That’s Task 2, quickly followed by Tasks 3, 4 and 5 when I plug their iPods into chargers.
I iron Giovanni’s shirt and lay out uniforms, shoes, socks and undies. I make coffee and start unpacking, then repacking their school bags. Rubbish comes out, I fill up their water bottles, add fruit to brown bags and pack lunches which have been made the night before. Oh, and I check my emails and messages while I use the toilet.
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6am: Coffee in hand, I turn the shower on and call out for Philip who stumbles in. Task 32, completed at 6am.
I have just enough time to post some story ideas for work, feed the dog and quickly edit an article I need to send in as all three kids use the toilet and have showers.
Then, breakfast.
8am: Time to drive the kids to school.
Back home and I need a quick jog to settle my nerves. I take the puppy, Sadie. I put on a load of laundry before I go. Task 44.
8.20am: I arrive home and hang up the laundry before I step into a soothing shower. I make my breakfast and a coffee to replace the one I lost earlier that day and sit down at my computer to get to work. I have one and a half hours before I have to leave for a parent-only appointment for my son – I’d better pay for that. A quick visit to online banking and task 46 is done.
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This woman is so disorganised,that it is beyond the ridiculous! I don't believe it. And it makes no sense. She says 8-8.20 - Drove kids to school,came home and had a quick jog and took the dog with her,then put on laundry. Then she says at 8.20- Arrived home- AGAIN! And then hung out the washing. What a load of BS! Why does she have to do a special shopping trip,just for the school lunches the next day?? And why can't she sit down and have breakfast with her children? I couldn't even function until I had eaten and had my coffee! Stuff the iPods! What,are the children taking these to school?? Why haven't they got iPod docks beside their beds? . I wouldn't be making three different after school snacks- they all have the same or they miss out! And why did she drive them to school,but they caught the bus home? The list goes on. She's got no routine and she's here there and everywhere. GET ORGANISED! It's as simple as that!
I think she means she arrives home from jogging at 8:20, not school. But you're right that it's full of incosistencies - her kids' school must be about a 1 minute drive away for her to be able to leave at 8, get home, put the wash on and have it done by 8:20. She also starts work at 11am and then 'two and a half hours later' finishes her appointment and heads to Coles, which she exits at 1pm...! If she's somehow harnessed the power to fit extra hours into the day, you'd think she wouldn't be so stressed out. I know it's just supposed to be a light-hearted article but seriously, if she's been paid to write this she could at least check that it makes sense!
I wonder why she drove them to school,but they caught the bus home?