Meet the *sshole parents of Instagram. They're hilarious.

Parents can be such assholes.

Whether you have one or just remember being one, I think we can all agree that kids are annoying most some of the time.

They cry, they complain — they’re fucking needy too — and sometimes no matter how hard you try you just can’t make them happy.

Kids, amirite? What you say and what your toddler hears.

When I was a kid I used to burst into tears each time I bit into a biscuit and it broke. I couldn’t eat it any more because it wasn’t perfect. ANNOYING.

Thankfully, for any despairing parents out there, solidarity can now be found on your smart phone. (Too late for my poor mum and dad).

Welcome to the Instagram hashtag #assholeparents. The place parents can go to share with one another just what assholes they are.

For eg. this little boy’s poor mum forgot to cut his sandwich in half. What an a-hole.

He wanted half a sandwich. I made him a full one. He won’t eat it because it’s not cut in half. Therefore, I am an #assholeparent

A photo posted by VegaMoM ♡

This happy little fellow is on his way to pick up a puppy. Parents suck.

I took him on a car ride to get a new puppy, so I’m an #assholeparent

A photo posted by @amandajune10 on Apr 1, 2015 at 6:08pm PDT

This little boy just dropped his lolly pop and his mum picked it up. Like an asshole.

I picked his lollipop up off the floor and gave it back to him, so that makes me an #assholeparent @assholeparents A photo posted by Kelly Milligan (@themommyathome) on Apr 1, 2015 at 4:20pm PDT

She just wanted to test out the strength of the curtain rod. On mum’s head.

She hit me in the head with a curtain rod and I took it away so I’m an #assholeparent

A photo posted by Lauren (@mamalalar) on Apr 1, 2015 at 12:30pm PDT

Nice try, asshole.

Downloaded a game for him, it was the wrong game. I’m an asshole #assholeparent #toddlerlife A photo posted by Sian (@averyvintageaffair) on Apr 1, 2015 at 9:28am PDT

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How could you??!

I told her that eating the dirty diaper in the trash wasn’t food so I’m and #assholeparent

A photo posted by 怖い猫。 (@okaasan_yani) on Mar 28, 2015 at 8:25am PDT

Someone in this photo is sure being a princess..

Buying aubrey a bunch of toys and that’s the look I get #assholeparent A photo posted by Kristina (@oookristina) on Mar 28, 2015 at 4:12pm PDT

Third time is a charm though, right?

She didn’t like birthday cake #2! #assholeparent

A photo posted by Rachel (@rachelsaccenti) on Mar 28, 2015 at 6:15pm PDT

COOKIES ARE SNACKS NOT TREATS. FFS, Mum.

We wanted a treat and I gave him a cookie. He lost it screaming cookies are snacks not treats. #assholeparent A photo posted by Ally (@allisonjolene) on Mar 28, 2015 at 6:30pm PDT

The kid just wants to dance, you asshole.

I wouldn’t let him run down the bowling lanes or practice the worm….SO…#assholeparent @assholeparents

A photo posted by Melissa (@melissagspence) on Mar 28, 2015 at 8:33pm PDT

I actually get this feel.

I won’t let her watch Netflix on my phone at 1am so I’m an asshole #assholeparent A photo posted by Mel (@melaniedegraw) on Mar 28, 2015 at 10:29pm PDT

Kids are ridiculous, remind me not to have any. (Just kidding. They are cute and hilarious.) You can check out the rest of the pictures here.