By MIA FREEDMAN
So it’s here. A new government. A new Prime Minister. A new chapter in our political history.
As everyone pats themselves down and checks that everything is intact after the ALP was decisively swept from power, I’m feeling quite relieved that it’s over and cautiously optimistic for the future.
My Facebook feed is typical of many in Australia today: some of my friends are threatening to emigrate to Canada or New Zealand. Others are jubilant.
After a long campaign and an even longer three years since the last election, it’s been an excrutiating limp to the finish for voters, commentators and politicians. But we made it to the other side.
Some highlights from the last 24 hours:
- Amanda Vanstone’s glorious Great Barrier Reef shirt resplendent on the Channel 9 coverage.
- Bob Hawke looking like a Bob Hawke impersonator but still bringing gravitas to his commentary on Sky News, “This is a disastrous result” he observed at one point.
- A buoyant Malcolm Turnbull looking exhausted but elated as he romped it home with 65% of the vote in his blue ribbon seat of Wentworth.
- Kerry O’Brien eating – was he eating? – at many points during the broadcast as someone cheekily snuck a life-size cardboard cut-out of Leigh Sales into the background.
- Antony Green’s freaky micro knowledge of…..EVERYTHING. The guy’s brain is a national treasure.
- Annabel Crabb observing that the theme of this campaign was “Not Without My Daughter”.
- Kevin Rudd explaining daughter Jessica’s absence by announcing that she and husband Albert had taken baby Josephine to the hospital after the toddler came down with a fever, prompting a flurry of concerned tweets.
- The ecstatic looks on the faces of the women in Tony Abbott’s life – his daughters, mother, wife and sister.
- The happiness on the face of Therese Rein as Kevin Rudd resigned the leadership of the ALP.
- The signature calm wisdom of Tanya Plibersek.
- The utter class of former PM Julia Gillard in the congratulatory tweets she sent to Tony Abbott and the coalition as well as her successor in the seat of Lalor. And the sincere commiserations she sent to Kevin Rudd and her former parliamentary colleagues. Understated, dignified and perfect.
- The sight of our PM elect leaving his house in bare feet to go for an early morning bike ride as wife Margie made a low-key trip to the supermarket, returning home toting a few bags of groceries.
And the lowlights:
- The astonishing lack of acknowledgement of Julia Gillard by anyone.
- The likely election of Clive Palmer in the lower house and Pauline Hanson in the Senate.
- Leigh Sales M.I.A
Top Comments
On a more considered note....
Real change in a fundamental area such as beliefs about the self, gender roles, our behaviour, other people, is very difficult. It takes time, commitment, willingness, motivation. For most of us it takes a significant life event involving pain that propels us to seek help. Usually real change involves uncomfortable feelings like embarrasment, guilt, regret, sadness. We look and sound different when we talk about our past. We make apologies, and those around us can tell straight away we are sincere. Change is difficult and therefore rare.
I wonder if your opinion has changed since he declared a cabinet consisting of only 5% women, despite the fact that his own party has more than 20% female candidates, and moreover, since he nominated himself women's minister.
I feel personally creeped out by that.
WHat kind of man wants to control women to the extent that he nominates himself women's minister. Its kind of mildly sinister.