Our ex-PM may have had a few flaws, but he sure knows how to party.
Tony Abbott, who had a pretty bad week at work last week (cough *gotfiredasPrimeMinister* cough) celebrated his loss in the same manner that footballers celebrate after their final game of the season.
By going batshit crazy on beers.
Reportedly, Tony took his staff BFFs and managed to put the ‘party’ in ‘Liberal party’.
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS.
According to the Sunday Telegraph, Tony and his party pals made quite a scene. A marble coffee table in the PM’s suite was supposedly smashed during the hearty partying, with a few staff members even taking home broken pieces as souvenirs.
One of the party animals, Jamie Briggs (Assistant Minister for Infrastructure), showed up the next morning in a wheelchair with an injury to his leg. He claims it was an injury from his morning jog… though we suspect he might mean ‘2.a.m drunken jog to Maccas’.
AND THEN…
Tony took his shirt off. Classy. Nothing says ‘party’ like a jilted PM ripping off his clothes. We don’t have any photos of the incident, but we imagined it looked like this:
He sure can party. Enjoy that hangover, Tony. It might be around for a while.
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Tony has today tossed his teddy at the treachery of Scott Morrison. Will all those people who have been tearing strips off Julie Bishop for switching horses be equally critical of Scott? Or will they shrug and say Ah, that's politics; boys will be boys; he has to look after his own career; he's ambitious; he'll be PM one day; etc etc.
Morrison has caused significant damage to his reputation within the Liberal Party and wider conservative community. He's a snake.
Christian Porter will be his rival for the leadership of the Liberal Party post Turnbull.
Morrison has always seemed to have an overactive imagination. But can the conservatives rely on Porter?