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Mag declares Angelina pregnant same day she declares her ovaries have been removed.

You know that awkward moment when you make up some absolute tosh about a celebrity to try and sell your magazine? And when it backfires on you in the most spectacular way? Revealing you to be the opportunistic and insensitive gossip-rag that you are?

That moment. It happened today.

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Because today, in case you missed it, was when Angelina Jolie announced to the world that in the last few weeks, she slipped quietly into a US hospital to have radical surgery after a blood test showed her cancer markers worryingly elevated. Ever since being diagnosed with the BRCA gene several years ago that gave her an increased risk of developing breast and ovarian cancer, Jolie knew she’d be having this operation to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes – rendering her unable to conceive any more children – some day. But this decision was quickly brought forward after the unexpected results.

In the world where any female celebrity whose stomach isn’t concave is pregnant, this is how New Idea happened to be covering Angelina Jolie this week in the issue currently on sale.

 

Stay classy New Idea.

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