Finally gets to post all her pregnant selfies she undoubtedly took.
Now that Lara Bingle doesn’t have to pretend she’s not pregnant when really she is, the fake tan mogul/reality star/owner of world’s best haircut is posting all the pregnant selfies she took when she was in hiding.
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We can imagine it was tough for someone who has made a living from her appearance to suddenly stop uploading selfies and bikini shots for close to nine months. We’re guessing Bingle has approximately eight million selfies in her iPhone gallery of her growing baby bump from a variety of angles, locations and filters.
Here is the first:
Bingle never officially confirmed her pregnancy until after her baby was born on March 24. The 27-year-old instead more-or-less went into hiding with her husband, paparazzi puncher Sam Worthington, in New York. In fact, none of us have seen much of their son, Rocket Zot, except for paparazzi photos and an artistic shot of some feet that were possibly/maybe/probably not just taken from the Internet.
Speaking of that Bingle/Worthington/paparazzi incident, here’s the video. Post continues after video.
Maybe next week, if it fits with Bingle’s ‘social media photo release’ plan, we’ll get a side-on shot of her bump at 36 weeks. Oh, we should be so lucky.
Click through the gallery below for photos of Bingle and Worthington (not Rocket Zot).
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Top Comments
Hiding her pregnancy got her way more press than announcing it would have. If she'd just come out and said "yep, I'm pregnant", it would have been reported on for a week max and then everyone would have forgotten about it until the baby arrived. This way, she got several months of "oooh, is she or isn't she?" Pretty standard for what seems to be her media strategy nowadays.
So no, not surprised.
She's a gorgeous looking woman, and you are always so condescending towards her. She has a thriving beauty business and if I looked anything like her I'd be uploading millions of selfies too.
Don't agree, mamaia is always complimentary to Lara and I can't understand why. I don't see what the fuss is about on any level. Lara hasn't done anything which makes her interesting to me and she seems to be a hot topic on this site. On the other hand there's poor Gwyneth who gets slammed weekly because she likes heathly food.