Solariums might kill you, but they are far from dead.
Like smoking, asbestos, and clotted cream, solariums are one of those things older generations try valiantly to convince the younger folk were not dangerous ‘back then’. They were simply fads, hobbies, habits: normal and everyday activities that apparently nobody knew would eventually kill you.
But, like cigarettes, solariums are holding on tight to their addicts. Following the nationwide ban on solariums from January 1, 2015, (with the exception of Western Australia, who are set to join at the end of this year) there has been an explosion of dodgy backyard setups and illegal tanning beds cropping up across the country.
Salon owners have snubbed the $1,000 payback offer from the Government to turn in their beds for safe disposal, trying their hand instead of selling the beds – which are purchased new for almost $30,000 – online. Or, continuing to operate under secretive circumstances.
I first heard about the illegal tanning ring from my friend Jimmy. He was looking particularly fresh and glowing. “Look at you, princess,” I said. “Got a shag last night?”
“Nope.”
“Quick visit to Dr Botox?”
“Nope.”
“You slept in?”
“Nope. I’ve been to the solarium.”
Aghast, I started to grill him. Where was the solarium? How much did it cost him? How did he find it? Didn’t he care he would give himself skin cancer? Admittedly – he looked great. But jeez, a solarium? It felt so outdated…so wrong.
Top Comments
I completely agree. All these opinions that say solariums are bad are from people who have never used them or have used them incorrectly. If solariums were so bad just as bad at smoking why didn't they ban smoking! Hmm maybe because they weren't making money off them well done government I just love living in a country which bans everything for their own benefit!
You do realise that with the exit of solarium beds, men and women are now more inclined to go and bake in the sun during the warmer months for hours at a time. As oppose to going in for 10 minutes every second day under monitored conditions. All I can see are biased views from people who have never been to it used a solarium bed in their lives. Now let's see how many cancers can be cut out with the desire of a tan so impressive.