By NICKY CHAMP
There is nothing like parenting to transform you into a super-efficient person.
Suddenly, you have no time to yourself and you’ll wonder what on earth you used to do with all your free time. Which was nothing – you wasted it drinking and sleeping in.
By 8am you’ve usually done a load of washing, made two or three different breakfasts, wiped bottoms, been responsible for getting two or three people dressed, picked up everyone’s breakfast remnants off the floor, wiped up tears, removed excruciating Lego from your foot, battled over not watching another episode of Peppa Pig for the umpteenth time and attempted to make it out the house with everyone’s emotional states intact. This last one rarely ever happens.
So while you’re 200 times more efficient as a parent, there are some things you can only ever do while your kids are being looked after.
Just as an FYI, you should know that this post is sponsored by Best&Less. But all opinions expressed by the author are 100% authentic and written in their own words.
1. Shopping.
I never realised how much I loved shopping until I had kids. Actually, that’s a lie. I never knew how much I liked doing it on my own until I had kids. I remember trying to navigate into a clothing store with my four-month-old baby in her huge pram. The music was too loud, she started crying, the shop assistant was judging me, and I took out a rack of clothing trying to back my way out of the shop. It was one of those clear moments where I stepped outside my body to see my old life vanishing before my eyes.
That definitely wasn’t the last time I attempted shopping with my daughter, but now the stakes are much higher. As a three-year-old, she’s too old to be in a pram (or refuses to be anyway), has a habit of opening the changing room curtains when I’m half naked and likes to go AWOL when she’s hit her boredom levels, which is usually after about five minutes. (Mums, if this scenario sounds horrifyingly familiar to you, make sure you check out the video at the end of this post – guaranteed to make you chuckle.)
Top Comments
i had a day of no kids a few weeks ago, lots of reading, hot coffee, hair/brows appt and a long time in the bathroom with NO interruptions.
Anyone else think that baby looks a bit like Rosie??
What are you implying?! :p
Thought the exact same thing!
I IMPREGNATED NICKY.