Friends, I have some sexy news for your Friday morning.
There’s a new fitness trend coming our way. It’s called “Sexercise”, and it’s claiming to be “The Hottest Workout Ever!”.
I know, I know. Sexercise is a concept that has been around since humans first decided to roll around underneath some sheets together. Everyone knows that when clothes are removed and things get, um, heated, that there is a certain amount of exercise involved. Especially if you throw some Kama Sutra moves in there.
But some clever personal trainer decided to copyright the name, and invent a workout to go with it. Because normal exercise kind of sucks sometimes, but if you combine exercise with sex, everything becomes instantly more interesting.
32-year-old Jason Rosell is the man behind the brainwave. He’s a New York celebrity personal trainer that trains the likes of Snooki and Drew Carey. He came up with the 32-minute workout, which combines a whole lot of cardio-based exercises, such as squats and lunges.
Mind you – sexercise doesn’t technically involve any actual sex. It’s simply a workout to increase your performance in the bedroom.
Rosell told the New York Daily News that sexercise will let you go for longer, as you’ll be fitter and won’t tire so quickly: “Most people get tired within the first four to eight minutes of intercourse if they don’t have any workout regimen.”
Top Comments
A 32-minute workout for Sexercise?
That's at least half an hour too long.
At least. What are the other 31 minutes for?
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Alchemy: is that frowny face indicative of the sense of disappointment the partner is left with?!
Disappointment and also a sense of being cheesed off, or maybe ripped off, haha.
Hey Nat - I think we would have started rolling around under woolly mammoth skins, haha