Cigarettes, former child stars and naked dresses: It's the VMAs after party.

There were copious amounts of glitter, eyeliner and smoking. That’s all.

Where champagne is flowing, Taylor Swift’s girl squad is dominating and a distinct lack of selfies is happening.

The VMAs were big, weird and naked, and the Republic Records official after party was no different.

From the celebrities who didn’t get invited to the show but crashed the after party (cough, aspiring DJ Joe Jonas) to the very big sign on Taylor Swift’s table that screamed RESERVED, it was a night filled with some strange events.

Kylie Jenner changed her dress but not her wig, Lily Aldridge ditched the lovely dress she wore to the awards in favour of a sheer body suit, and some random singer tried to out-naked Miley. Didn’t work.

There were copious amounts of glitter, eyeliner and smoking. And that’s all we can really say about that. In case you were at all unaware, former Disney stars like the Jonas brothers and Selena Gomez are over 18, you guys. That means they can smoke and be pictured with/holding/near substances containing tobacco. Hold your outrage.

Click through the gallery below to see everything that happened at the VMAs after party.

And in case you somehow missed it, here are all the red carpet arrivals from the event.