As the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show gets underway today, you might be wondering: how is it humanly possible to look like that?
The show was opened by Behati Prinsloo clad in… well, I don’t know what you’d call it exactly. She was followed by Alessandra Ambrosio wearing all-white lingerie.
Every step these women take is one closer to being able to consume solids again. In 2012, model Adriana Lima revealed that she’d been on a liquid-only diet for more than a week pre-show to slim down.
Despite their puny proportions and motionless thigh-flesh, Victoria’s Secret models aren’t all fortunate DNA and g-strings.
In the lead-up to the annual show, in which models strut joyously down a runway in skin-tight, sparkly underwear that, let’s face it, probably causes thrush, the Victoria’s Secret “angels” are working out like Cathy Freeman circa August 2000.
They are boxing; they are doing something called aerial aerobics; they are working out with trainers who use words that are meaningless to me, like plyometrics and Tabata.
Watch the Victoria Secret models working out… Post continues after video.
These models are so toned they make Ronda Rousey look like she’s been slacking off.
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