Whoa. That escalated quickly.
A woman who birthed a supermodel has also birthed her own line of beauty products, and an ideology to match.
Therese Kerr, 59, has been very busy.
She appeared on Studio 10 this morning, ostensibly to “talk about the dangers of hand sanitiser”, but really to spruik her wares, such as Certified Organic Lemon Myrtle Tooth Mousse and Certified Organic Personal Lubricant.
Ita Buttrose and I were both visibly taken aback by some of the as-yet unregistered doctor Kerr’s statements about certain common products.
For example: fluoride causes autism.
Fluoride! All it’s ever done in the more than 60 years since it entered our water, toothpastes and mouthwashes, is significantly reduce dental decay.
It is considered by the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention as “one of 10 great public health achievements of the 20th century”.
Never fear that nefarious fluoride though, because Kerr sells her own “tooth mousse” for just $19.95 per tube.
Next up, and here’s the real doozy: hand sanitisers contain “obesogens” that will make you fat.
This must be extremely concerning for all the actual healthcare professionals who rely on the stuff to ensure that diseases aren’t spread in hospitals and clinics around the world.
Now that Kerr has enlightened them, they’re probably just waiting for the day all their carelessness results in a sudden transformation which I imagine will look not unlike that of Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor.
Oh, but don’t worry, because Divine has an obesogen-free hand sanitiser for just $14.95!
Phew. That was close, you guys.
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Ms Kerr's hair colour looks very dark for her age. I hope the colour wasn't the result of using a "chemical".
"The problem is there's so many chemicals.........we've released a hand sanitiser which is predominantly lemon myrtle".
Constituents of Australian lemon myrtle, as analysed by the Rural Industry Research and Development Corporation, 2012:
6-methyl-5-hepten-2-one (responsible for the odour which attracts mosquitos)
myrcene (C10H16 hydrocarbon)
2,3-dehydro-1,8-cineole
linalool (turpene alcohol chemical)
cis-isocitral
exocitral
37-39% neral (a liquid aldehyde)
44-49% geranial (also an aldehyde otherwise known as geranialdehyde)
geraniol (an alcohol classified as a D2B toxin)
Sounds pretty nasty eh? Of course, it's no good saying something is terrible because it has chemicals in it if you have no idea what they are or what they do.