Are Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez actually a real couple now?

OK WHOA.

Celebrity Cupid has been shooting some crazy-ass arrows recently. But this famous-person relationship rumour might just be the wackiest we’ve heard in a while. Wait for it, wait for it…

British charmer/ handsome devil/ former Mr Miranda Kerr, 37-year-old Orlando Bloom, has apparently been getting his snuggle on with…

Twenty one-year-old Singer/actress/Disney star Selena Gomez.

Yep, it’s a classic tale of English Crumpet Meets Disney Cherub.

We’ve thought about it and their most logical celebrity couple name would be “Go-Bloom” or “Selenando”. Votes open at the bottom of this post.

Celebrity trivia beginners might not know why this pairing is particularly odd. But anyone who’s been hoovering celebrity gossip for years, like us, will know exactly why.

Two years ago, when rumours were “swirling” that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s marriage was “on the rocks”, a photograph of Miranda Kerr backstage went extremely public.

Professional rumour-makers everywhere squealed with joy “reporting” that Miranda was sprung flirting with none other than Justin Bieber.

This was the exact moment everyone lost their minds. And we have to say, The Biebs does have a certain twinkle in his eye. He was backstage at a Victoria’s Secret parade surrounded by genetic mutants (supermodels), so that much was expected.

For those playing at home, who was Justin Bieber dating at that time?

Selena. Gomez. The very same Selena who’s now allegedly cuddling Miranda’s ex, Orlando.

Here they are, the original Just-Go.

So. Either these rumours about Selena and Orlando are a complete coincidence (or a total fabrication).

Selena and Orlando have been planning their revenge for that flirty photo for two whole years and they’ve finally pulled it off. Somewhere in Hollywood, Go-Bloom are sharing a platonic high-five and securing the rights to the film Celebrity Couple Swapsies.

Is this the weirdest celebrity love square you’ve ever heard?

Katy Perry and Russell Brand split last year after 14 months of marriage

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Olympic swimmer Kieran Perkins and his wife Symantha have split after 15 years of marriage.

Heidi Klum and Seal announced their split in January after seven years together

Delta and Brian McFadden split in 2011 after a seven-year relationship

Natalie Imbruglia and Daniel Johns announced their divorce in 2008 after getting together in 1999

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries - okay, maybe we saw this one coming, but not so soon - the pair was married for only 72 days

Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes, who married in 2003, split up in 2010

Dawn French and Lenny Henry split in 2009 after 25 years of marriage

Ryan Phillippe and Reece Witherspoon divorced in 2007 after being married for seven years

Kylie Minogue and Olivier Martinez called it quits in 2007 after four years together

Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche split in 2000 after a three and a half year relationship

Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere married in 1991 and split after three years together

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman split in 2001 after 11 years of marriage

J-Lo and Marc Anthony split this year after a seven-year marriage

Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson announced their split in 2006 after six years of marriage

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz announced their divorce in 2011 after two and a half years of marriage

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher announced their divorce last year after a six-year marriage

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston divorced in 2005 after four and a half years of marriage

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry split in 2010 after being together for nearly five years

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker split in 2010. They got married in 2007

Courteney Cox and David Arquette split in 2010 after ten years of marriage

Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins called it quits in 2009 after being together in 23 years

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split in 2011 after 25 years of marriage

Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Bryant split in 2011 after ten years of marriage

After four years together, Dannii Minogue and Kris Smith announced their split this year

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson split in 2010 after getting married in 2008

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