Yes, you read that correctly.
Yes, really. Bum psychics are a thing.
Technically, they’re called “rumpologists” and Rumpology is “the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples, and folds of the buttocks to divine the individual’s character and gain an understanding of what has occurred in the past and get a prediction of the future.”
Sounds legit, no?
We can only assume their corporate motto is “Look behind you!”
If you were a young rumpologist trying to, ah, crack into the butt-prediction industry, you’d go straight to Instagram, wouldn’t you? It’s a treasure trove of bum selfies.
That’s exactly what Sam Amos, Rumpologist Extraordinaire in the UK, did. And here’s what she had to say about Rihanna’s famous behind:
“Well, she’s quite a feisty lady, and I would say a perfectionist. I would say she’s quite happy as well.”
If RiRi’s bum cheeks could talk, they’d tell the world that she’s clucky for a baby boy… apparently.
“She’ll get broody soon because one of her friends is going to have a baby girl,” Amos predicts. “I would also say she’s going to do more charity work, which will change her life in some way.”
Amos says a person’s butt will tell you everything about that person.
“It tells me about the character of a person, the good points and the bad points. The left butt cheek apparently is linked to the right hemisphere of the brain, and the right butt cheek will tell you all about your left brain.
Can’t wait for her to read Kimmy K’s butt selfies.
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Can we please stop giving Rihanna the attention she so desperately seeks. Her flipping' arse! Since when is it so OK for so called popstars to be porn stars all in one. Seriously she is quite nauseating, so full of herself that she thinks everyone is wanting to see her self taken butt shots with greasy g-strings. This is not an interesting newsworthy item... I cannot believe how low standards are in the music and media world. Seems to me that everything has to do with porn or sex or butts and that is ok???
I'm gonna start calling her Re-banger. I am over re-banger, mehranda and beyawnce news on here.
*falls to knees and praises afw* I so totally agree!
First up - I'm an adult One Direction fan. I love their music, I think it's fun and fantastic.
Secondly - I think that what Liam did was wrong. He tweeted his admiration of the family from Duck Dynasty - members of which have compared homosexuality to bestiality. To quote the patriach of Duck Dynasty "Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men. Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers -- they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right."
In no universe should it even be remotely acceptable to celebrate or even condone a family such as this, and such ignorant, judgemental, and homophobic comments. Liam is an influential person (over 15m followers on Twitter!), and his approval of a family who is associated with comments like this sets a terrible example for his fans.
I feel no empathy for him, and hope that he apologises and learns from his mistakes.
I think he feels that there is some value in this show...not that I've seen it. I've heard of it. He has also 'tweeted' that just because he likes the show does not mean he condones all the sentiments or opinions on the show. That...I have empathy with...seems to me that you cannot have any kind of opinion in this world anymore anyway....unless it's the opinion of the minute!
Amanda! I too am an adult One Direction fan. Love them so much I went to their concert twice. So you come to me whenever you want to talk about them.
But yes, I also completely agree with your analysis of what he did on Twitter.
But he didn't simply tweet that he liked the show - he tweeted that he had mad love for the patriarch and mad respect for his family values. That leaves little room for misinterpretation - it certainly sounds like he is actively supporting, condoning and approving of those horrible, offensive values!
Even giving Liam the benefit of the doubt and assuming meant something completely different, to word that message in such a way to such a controversial and offensive individual on social media is really friggen stupid. He's an adult, he knows social media can be seen by everyone, and he gets paid millions of dollars to be incredibly famous - which has many benefits, but comes with a lack of privacy. No sympathy at all.