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Kim Kardashian is known for three things.
Being famous, being married to Kanye and makeup so good her cheekbones look like they could slice bread.
Which is why it makes perfect sense that she advocates wearing make-up to bed in order to hide your face good and proper from your husband.
She delivered this very helpful titbit when introducing Makeup Artist of the Year honoree Charlotte Tilbury at the InStyle Awards in Los Angeles on Monday.
Kimmy K took to the stage and said:
“I’m going to make this quick because my heartburn just kicked in, but Charlotte Tilbury is my hero because she has never let her husband see her without makeup on. She sleeps with her makeup on. She’s my idol.
That’s OK! We hear you say. At least Kim herself doesn’t advocate such a ridiculous notion.
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“She’s inspired me when I am really lazy and I can’t do my makeup the next day, so I’ll sleep in my makeup. I know that’s probably the worst advice, but she has all the magic creams to put on the next day to make up for it.”
After gushing about her love for Charlotte a little more, Kim finished on:
“She believes that makeup makes you feel empowered and confident, and I love that about her. Truly, if I wasn’t doing what I’m doing now, I would be a makeup artist.” (insert obvious ‘what is it you are doing now, Kim’ joke here).
So, the overall message is: always wear make-up in order to please your husband and be Kim Kardashian’s idol.
Which is obviously very inspiring and helpful.
Sigh.
To be fair, perhaps if we could do our makeup as well as Kim we would be sleeping in it too.
In case you want to give it a shot, here’s a helpful video she made on how to create a lovely smokey eye.
Top Comments
Is it just me I find it hard to believe they have a real marriage. He never looks at her with any emotion. I always get the feeling he's trying to mould her into something he would like her to be (by styling her) but she's just never up to scratch for him. I just don't get any sense that he's attracted to her at all. Then again he never looks happy about anything.
If they have to hide themselves so much from us Mere Males, they must be godfuckingly ugly!
Walking around with a stuck-on looking almost permanent duckface look is not the greatest thing ever either
Sorry, keep ya kardashians (Sounds like something a Somali tribesman would wear at night to keep warm)
Most of us Mere males are quite happy with our partners that have a natural beauty that doesn't need 17 pounds of enhancement mud-and-wax each day