Kim Kardashian: 'Pregnancy is the worst. I feel like a whale'.

Pissed off and pregnant.

Kim Kardashian is in her eighth month of pregnancy, and despite always looking immaculately turned out and seemingly surrounded by friends, family and staff to attend to her every whim, she is doing it tough.

Turns out that being pregnant while famous does not exclude you from heartburn, continual cravings, and body insecurity.

Kardashian is keeping a “pregnancy diary” on her website, which some people find scintillating enough to pay for. I did not, so I gathered the requisite information from those who did.

This is how Kim K is currently feeling: “Like a f***ing whale.”

The 35-year-old can’t even comfort herself with her favourite Mexican candy because it gives her “too much heartburn”.

She certainly won’t be accepting any succour from Kanye West, either. He’s the one who got her in this mess in the first place!

She writes that she’s “surrounding myself with pillows when I sleep” instead of cuddling her husband.

It’s probably for the best, since the baby is sitting on her bladder. “I have to pee every 5 minutes!”

She’s previously proclaimed to protest being in an expectant state. “For me, pregnancy is the worst experience of my life! LOL! I don’t enjoy one moment of it and I don’t understand people who enjoy it,” she said.

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