You guys, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been married for almost a whole year!
Since this is the longest marriage Kim’s ever had, you can bet the krazy kouple are going to celebrate in a major way on their May 24 anniversary.
According to a totally reliable “source”, Kardashian, 34, and West, 37, are going to renew their wedding vows.
And when your rehearsal dinner was at the Palace of Versaille, you can’t renew your vows just anywhere.
That’s why they’re renting out the Eiffel Tower.
Yeah, the entire thing. Tourists be damned!
Per US Magazine: “The ceremony will take place following the pair’s appearance at the Cannes Film Festival.”
They’re also paying some poor Parisian to festoon the monument with fairy lights in the shape of a K, and filming an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians entirely in French* in honour of the special day.
*Entire paragraph may be a falsehood.
Evidence that Kanye will not smile for the entire ceremony…
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"Since this is the longest marriage Kim’s ever had"
Actually Kim was married from 2000-2003 to Damon Thomas.
Until you said that paragraph was a falsehood, I believed it was true. I think that's all that needs to be said really.