No, she isn’t pregnant but it’s just as good.
Jennifer Aniston and her partner Justin Theroux have tied the knot.
For real this time. And there is proof.
A secret wedding took place on Wednesday. The type where the guests turn up thinking they are headed to a “Host a murder mystery” night and suddenly the guest of honour sweeps down the stairs decked out in while tulle.
And the evidence will show that Jennifer and Justin actually pulled it off. ( A wedding, not a murder).
You, like us might have thought you’d heard this before. Married. Secret Wedding. Sounds familiar right?
But it turns out that all these magazine covers saying Jennifer Aniston was already married/ pregnant/ adopting a baby/ actually an alien were false ( who knew?) because this time there is photographic evidence.
While the couple haven’t confirmed anything the US tabloids have photos of a massive party, a dance floor, a cake with a PUPPET versions of the couple on top of it and one wearing a ( wait for it) teeny tiny LITTLE VEIL.
And the biggest give away of all…. a priest holding a bible!
Now he wouldn’t be invited to any old shindig would he?
While we can’t actually show you those photos because well, copyright, but we can show you this:
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The "poster child for lonely spinsters who haven't procreated"? Gee, a bit harsh isn't it?