In the latest ‘stop the world, we want to get off’ moment, yesterday brought the news that six-year-old Alana Thompson, who became famous on US reality television show Toddlers and Tiaras, is now getting her own spin-off series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
If you’re confused and blinking at this point, Toddlers and Tiaras follows the lives of young pageant contestants and their families as they compete for crowns, sashes, tiaras and above all else: cash. It’s ‘train wreck’ television. You know you shouldn’t watch it but somehow your finger slips on the remote and ‘oh whoops’ you watched the whole episode and now you want to tell everyone how appalling it is.
And let’s address the elephant in the room. Honey Boo Boo’s family are poor, uneducated and describe themselves as ‘red-necks’. Clearly, watching their outrageous behaviour and listening to them interact is the basis of the cringe appeal.
Alana – nicknamed ‘Honey Boo Boo’ – is the ultimate pageant stereotype. Her extraordinary mother June subjects her to spray tans, hair bleach, false eyelashes and hires ‘professional’ pageant coaches to drill her in her heartbreakingly weird, sexualised dance routines.
June also gives her 6 year old ‘go go juice’ – fizzy drink that contains huge amounts of Red Bull and Mountain Dew (read: caffeine and sugar). But nothing we can write can come close to watching it all unfold.
Here’s Alana (AKA Honey Boo Boo) jumping around after drinking the ‘go go juice’:
And now Honey will have her very own show.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is less focused on the pageant side of things and more on the Thompson family themselves. There are three older sisters, as well as ‘Coupon Queen’ mother June and ‘Sugar Bear’ father Mike.
Top Comments
I didn't want to like this show, but I am totally CHARMED by them. They are so freaking happy and they LIKE themselves. I wouldn't live like them, but they are so totally happy.
It's one of the few reality shows that I actually don't feel mean watching.
Weird, right?
Honestly, I respect this family one million times more than the Kardashians or most of the Real Housewives. This mom cares. She spends TIME with her girls. Do you know how rare that is these days? Especially among the upperclass?
Furthermore, I ate McDonald's five times a week & was not taught healthy eating habits. However I have never been overweight (genes?). But my parents did the best they could & I love them for it.
Honeyboo boo's mom cares. That is worth gold these days.
Clearly this family need serious help.. Someone needs to intervene.. It makes me physically sick that the law today can allow such disgusting pageants to be running.. The law and government should be ashamed of themselves. Laugh all you want red necks and insecure parents that condone this behavior, but you will pay the price later, I can assure you!!!
Poor little girl.. Child services, where are you????