Gwyneth Paltrow.
Actress. Singer. Mother. Wife. Person with a diet much better than yours. Woman who exercises more often and much better than you do. Lover of cheese. Hater of cheese in a can. Wearer of incredible FASHUN that you could never afford. Owner of genetically blessed and completely unattainable hair. User of personal woodfired pizza oven. Consumer of exclusively organic goods.
Creator of Goop. Inventor of words like Goop.
And now we can add ‘poster of almost perfect and ridiculously beautiful jealousy-inducing make up free selfie’ to the list:
The caption read that accompanied this flawless shot was this: “Full of healing power. #iLoveWater #WorldWaterday @drop4drop.”
That may look like it’s just plain ol’ H2O, but there aint no way Gwynnie was drinking that unless it had been collected drop by drop into a leaf that had been stored in an organic box made of dried quinoa, before being transported to the US on the wings of a grain-fed eagle and bottled in glass made from sand only found on the exclusive hidden beaches of a country only rich people and monks are allowed to go to.
But damn, does she have a gorgeous face.
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Being mean and sarcastic about someone who has just experienced a marriage breakup is pretty unkind... I have read this style of humour about G.P a fair bit recently........don't you think that mamamia might try to take a more pro-woman approach?
Agreed. She's not that pretty. Looks fairly normal to me! I think she is an ugly person tho. Calling her grandmother that unspeakable word on an American talk show shows a huge amount of disrespect in my opinion.