George Clooney’s way with words is even better than his hair.
The Hollywood actor and silver fox has just publicly defended his future mother-in-law from slander in the tabloids. In a fierce open letter published by US Today, Clooney slammed The Daily Mail for printing what he claims are lies about his fiancee Amal Allumuddin’s mother.
Just as Clooney intended, most of the developed world has paused whatever they were doing to read this rather eloquent letter. Oh George, is there anything you can’t do?
Just yesterday, the Daily Mail ran a story claiming Amal’s mother did not approve of her daughter’s impending marriage to Clooney — and that she wanted her to marry someone in a Lebanese sect. They quoted an apparent ‘friend’ of Amal’s mother, who ‘said’ that she had been telling ‘half of Beirut’ that Amal could do better.
This was the headline:
But George Clooney will not stand by while bad coffee is made, Syrian warfare is ongoing, or the media is making things up about his fiancee’s family. So he swung into action to dispel every part of that headline. Clooney calls the offending story “completely fabricated,” “irresponsible” and “factually untrue”. All of which is entirely accurate, so well done George.
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WTF WTD kind of nasty statement is that?
This marriage will never last
Well, since you're sure, let me just call George now to let him know.
Zep: Hey, George, what’s up?
GC: ah you know, just getting the wedding sorted. If I have to look at one more potential flower arrangement…
Zep: well, I hate to tell you, but I’ve been informed by someone in the know that your marriage isn’t going to last.
GC: Motherf*cker, who said that? Pretty sure I didn’t say that. Can’t imagine Amal would say that either. In fact, you should have seen her take out this one bitch the other night… (throat clears). Sorry, go on, who was it?
Zep: a Guest on Mamamia.
GC: (silence). F*ck. Oh, f*ck. Bloody hell, now I have to cancel it. Do you have any idea how many of these services require a deposit that cost more than I made making the ‘Oceans’ trilogy?
Zep: how many?
GC: most of them. (yells) Amal? Hey, Amal!
Amal: yeah?
GC: Wedding’s off! You’re single.
Amal: f*ck.
Best laugh I've had all day. High fives all round for "zepgirl". And a big fat "BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!" to "Guest" lmao
Thanks, Jana!