If Taylor can do it, why can’t these celebs?
Taylor Swift made a sweeeeeeet $40 million investment this week: she just insured her up-to-her-armpits legs.
You know, just in case she breaks one and can’t bust out these stellar moves anymore:
Apparently Swift is terribly “embarrassed” that her legs are worth that much. She thought maybe $1 mill? Two? But not 40. #humblebrag
Related: Count them: Taylor Swift invited the whole Hollywood class to her birthday party.
Sure, it’s a smart business move. She’s about to set off on a world tour, and obviously her shows just wouldn’t be the same without her famous leg kicks and skipping routines.
So it got us thinking… who else should be insuring their famous bits?
1. Kanye West and his frown.
What would he be without his sad face? Probably a nicer, more approachable guy. Yeezy, get your sad face insured for $100 mill, at least.
2. Amy Poehler and Tiny Fey’s general hilarity.
Watch the above and just try argue that their banter isn’t worth at least $50 mill?
3. Michael Rowland and his voice.
Swoooooon. We’re still not over this. Get it insured, Rowland. Then sing us to sleep.