Bachie Blake and his collection of Cabbage Patch dolls. No, really.

Set your faces to “what the…?”.

Apparently Blake Garvey collects Cabbage Patch dolls.

Pre- Bachelor, Blake took a lady-date back to his house. Lady-date looked in one of the bedrooms. Lady-date saw a bunch of Cabbage Patch Kids. Lady-date ran away.

And now she’s dobbed him into Woman’s Day.

Hurrah!

She may have been too embarrassed to reveal her name, but the flight attendant did reveal the secrets. “He still lives at home with his mum. His bedroom has a spare bed covered with his collection. There are at least 20 dolls, all arranged neatly on the bed. I think it’s kinda creepy.”

Us? Creepy? But we loooove you.

It all makes sense. If only the Bachelorettes had looked like this, the show might’ve had a happier ending:

Blake may be all alone now (or dating Louise, it’s hard to tell). But at least he will have something to cuddle. 20 dolls, who love him just the way he is.

Blake Garvey. A riddle, wrapped in a mystery… wearing doll’s clothing.

So good. Just so good.

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