LOL: Karl Stefanovic plays funny buggers with the Today Show autocue

Hilarious prank on the Today Show this morning.

Karl Stefanovic pranked fill-in sportsreader Roz Kelly this morning by changing her autocue at the last minute and the results are pretty hilarious. Definitely worth a watch:

1. Kelly Rowland has admitted to being majorly jealous of Beyonce.

Well… who wouldn’t be? Her nick name is Queen B for pete’s sake. We understand your pain Kelly.

Kelly, 32, and Beyonce, 34, grew up together – forming the band Destiny’s Child when they were just kids. Then B went out on her own and well… BEYONCED THE SH*T OUT OF EVERYTHING.

In a single, Dirty Laundry, just released from her upcoming album Talk a Good Game, Kelly sings the lyrics:

“When my sister was onstage killin’ it like a motherf–ker / I was enraged, feelin’ it like a motherf–ker / Bird in a cage, you would never know what I was dealin’ with / Went our separate ways, but I was happy she was killin’ it.”

“Bittersweet / She was up, I was down / No lie, I feel good for her but what do I do now?”

The song also touches on the time Kelly spent in an abusive relationship.

2. A Northern Territory MP has created a furor by calling Brad Pitt “pathetic” – click here to read more.

3. Kanye West is having a bad week. LIKE, A REALLY bad week…

First he walked into a pole (seriously – take a look). Now his $750,000 lamborghini has been crushed by Kim K’s driveway gates. The car was being dropped off after a service and… well… This happened:

4. 5 clues that those rumours about Beyonce being pregnant might be true…

 

5. Look closer. Yeah. That’s a penis. 

It’s a penis dress. There’s really no other way of putting it. As you can see, the pattern on the front of the dress shows a penis… which is, um, ejaculating semen made of pearls onto Grayson Perry’s head. The British artist is known for wearing outlandish outfits when dressed up as his alter-ego Claire.

These pictures could really only fit in this gallery of accidental penises:

6. There must be something in the water. Yesterday Ashley Tisdale revealed she received over 18,000 Tweets from a crazed fan. Today comes the news that a deranged man did THIS to Taylor Swift. Eeek. Click here.

 

7. Missy Higgins has a dream. Tells Twitter. Gets in lots of trouble, poor lass.

In some Aussie celeb news, Missy Higgins copped quite a bit of flack on Twitter recently for using the term ‘prostitute’ in a tweet:

A user named ‘Whores Eye View’ hit back:

Missy replied playfully with this:

But after copping more more flak opted to apologise:

So what do you think? Was Missy out of line?

8. Tori Spelling’s husband has given her ring for their wedding anniversary and it’s … quite something. Click to decide if it’s gorgeous or god-awful.

9. The Cannes Film Festival kicked off last night and the stars were out in force on the (rain-drenched) red carpet:

Baz Lurhman’s The Great Gatsby opened the festival, but not everybody loved the film – with some guests booing at the end. Ouch.

We’ve got the best red carpet looks for you here: