A Block couple spent $500 on a couple of cushions.

How many cushions can you buy for $500?

If you’re The Block’s Ebony, the answer is two.

The interior designer this week handed over TEN PINEAPPLES to get this greeny cushion thing for their master bedroom.

Remember last year when someone spent $900 on cushions?

What on earth is going on? Are they sleep deprived? Is it the paint fumes? Did Ebony think the price tag was actually $50 and then was too embarrassed to say to the posh home wares lady “aw shit sorry” because the cameras were on?

Whatever the reason, let us learn the lesson here: there are cheaper cushions out there.

So I went shopping and found them.

#saveyourpineapples