Newly single actor Orlando Bloom, 37, was just hanging with some buddies at a trendy club called Bodega Negra when he spoke at an audible level about moving out of the Tribeca apartment he shared with Kerr and their son, Flynn.
Rookie mistake, Bloom. Rookie mistake.
The Pirates of the Caribbean actor was canoodling an unidentified but presumably smokin’ brunette at the time. Sneaky onlookers say Bloom was showing the woman photos of his son and even, at one stage, stroked her leg.
And with that one casual leg-stroking gesture, Orlando has announced to the world his intentions to move on from Miranda Kerr.
Oh, look! Speaking of Miranda…
Victoria’s Secret model makes the most ironic promise ever
Billy Ray Cyrus challenges Miley to a twerk-off
Remember Billy Ray Cyrus? Father of Miley Cyrus, one-hit-wonder country singer with the mega-hit My Achy Breaky Heart?The one and only man who thinks rhyming Achy with Breaky is acceptable song-writing?
Well, he’s back.
He waited approximately 20 years for a comeback, but he’s here.
And he’s challenging his famous daughter to a twerking contest.
We’re so sorry to do this to you, but here’s the proof. Billy Ray just released a “hip-hop” version of his single Achy Breaky Heart.
In other news, as “Billy Ray” and “hip-hop” appear in the same sentence worldwide, Tupac rolls over in his grave.
Was Phillip Seymour Hoffman part of a love triangle before he died?
Diaries of Phillip Seymour Hoffman have revealed that the actor may have been involved in a love triangle involving his long-term partner and mother of his children, Mimi O’Donnell, and another woman who he had recently met.
Multiple sources are reporting that the two ‘hard to read’ diaries belonging to the 46 year old actor contain notes about his secret relationship as well as his struggles with the ‘demons’ of addiction.
The person or people who claim to have read the diaries spoke to the NBC; “It seems he did at least part of it in rehab. It definitely contained some soul-searching. But there is also a fair amount of rambling that doesn’t make sense.”
Kris Jenner wants you to know that she can pole dance
The Kardashians are always slammed for being famous for the sake of it. “They have no discernible talents! Why do we care?” the people of the work shave asked.
In response, Kris “The Matriarch” Jenner has posted this picture of her pole-dancing skills. We think the sub-tect here might be “Take that, haters.”
Or maybe it’s “I feel dizzy and I can’t work out how to get off this thing.” Hard to say.
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What's with all the snark when discussing people like Miranda Kerr? Your comment section rules want it to be a dinner party yet the author of this post doesn't appear to follow those rules.
Big deal she grew up, at 13 she probably didn't think she'd have sex either. Hell when I was 13 I still had some very stupid beliefs that I am glad to get rid of, use to call people sluts n all kinds of stupid puritan stuff that was drummed into me by a backwards thinking society until I grew up to think for myself. At 13 people's sex drives have barely even turned on, I wasn't even that interested in sex at 13 yet these days I loveeee it.
Let's get a list of all the hypocritical statements the author has made.
For fucks sake! Will you desist with the Kerr bashing! That little swipe is beneath you, MM. How "clever" to take the words of a 13 year old, talking about her 13 year old self, and projecting it onto to her as an adult.
You are ridiculous! It makes you look stupid. You've already tried to stretch the Family Confidential story beyond any reasonable limits...and now this?
And as for "newly single" Orlando..surely he can chat up whoever he wants.
Obviously this comment won't see the light of day.