You’ve got to stop playing games with our hearts.
Are you single? Are you involved? Is Eva Mendes pregnant? Is a Notebook reunion with Rachel McAdams on the cards?
We’re confused. We’re emotionally exhausted. We’re sick of getting our hopes up every time we hear you’re single.
And all we want to know is whether we can start imagining a quiet, beautiful life with you. We’d live in a cottage by the sea, read feminist poetry to each other and make necklaces from sea shells and locks of your golden hair. Is that too much to ask?
This is the latest intel we have, for anyone else interested in Ryan‘s relationship status.
A “source close to the couple” told Perez Hilton: “There is no ill will. Neither is rushing out to date other people right now. They knew it was time to take the next step and get married. But neither was sure they wanted that to happen. They started having problems back in September. They decided to quietly call it off for good around Christmas. They just knew it was time.”
Sigh.
And now, Ryan, we just know it’s time to look through all these photos of you being devastatingly handsome:
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the real MK make up free
If Ryan Gosling came knocking at my door I'd pretend I wasnt home. I just dont get the appeal.
Answer the door and give him my address, I'll take him off your hands!